surprisebitch:

In France, to say “80”, the French people say “quatre-vingt” which translates to “4 20” and i think that is really beautiful

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parents: get out of bed, why are u so lazy?!
parents: u need to get more sleep u look really tired

communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

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opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

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foie:

My ideal date would be me wearing a thick furry coat and black agent provocateur lingerie and snorting coke in an 18th century room alone.

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twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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rihenna:

OMG WHEN GERMANY SCORED RIHANNA PLS

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atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

(via pokebae)


abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

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